The Brief: "Breaking: Fully Vaccinated People" memes are spreading on Twitter after the CDC announced new guidelines for what fully vaccinated people are allowed to do.
As more and more people in the US are getting Covid-19 vaccinations, the CDC releases new guidelines describing what vaccinated people can and can’t do. Internet users are making light of the whole situation by creating funny memes.
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 27, 2021
Similar to that of the “Being Fully Vaccinated Does Not Mean” and the “Even If You’re Fully Vaccinated The CDC Still Recommends” memes, “Breaking: Fully Vaccinated People” jokes are meant to poke fun at the constant updates from the CDC and news outlets. These do so by pointing out the various types of mundane and ridiculous activities people can get back to doing, like having awkward encounters with strangers in public settings.
BREAKING: the cdc announces that fully vaccinated people can finally go back to doing this while passing each other on the sidewalk pic.twitter.com/xdGC0OOTe9
— Ashley Hackett ✍🏼 (@byashleyhackett) April 27, 2021
The Barbz can get back to hanging with Nicki Minaj and Blac Chyna.
Breaking: Vaccinated people can bring out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna
— Steven Avocado (@StevenAvocado) April 27, 2021
This one is for those who’d like to honor the late DMX.
BREAKING: Vaccinated people can Stop. Drop. Shut em down. Open up shop.
— JIMMY HEATERS (@RichHomieBurr) April 28, 2021
More music references:
BREAKING: according to the cdc, everytime vaccinated people touch, i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly, cant you feel my heart beat fast i want this to last, need you by my side
— athena (@mangocremee) April 28, 2021
BREAKING: according to the CDC it is now acceptable for fully vaccinated people to touch my neck, and i’ll touch yours, you in those little high waisted shorts
— laurugh (@arugulaura) April 28, 2021
Dancing is allowed, too.
Breaking: Vaccinated people can now drop it like it’s hot
— Hayden Shmoney (@GATOR_DONTPLAY1) April 28, 2021
Fully vaxxed individuals can also help out attention seekers, as well.
BREAKING: the cdc announces that fully vaccinated people can give me attention
— hotdogwater (@_hotdog_water__) April 28, 2021
This one is for the ladies.
breaking, cdc says full vaccinated people can be women
— ♀️ (@tran_knee_masc) April 28, 2021
Here’s another for those who will be outdoor dining.
BREAKING: The CDC recommends that fully vaccinated people tip their servers 20%.
— Bitchy Waiter ™ (@bitchywaiter) April 28, 2021
This is for those who are ready to get a little risqué.
BREAKING: CDC says its safe for small groups of vaccinated people to spit in my mouth!
— vaccinated flop (@pseudomonaslisa) April 27, 2021
And, this one is for those who are in a giving mood.
BREAKING: CDC officially announces it is safe for Fully Vaccinated people to Venmo me 12$
— chicano azul (@creatorsfinest) April 28, 2021