The Brief: To be zeeted means to be extremely inebriated, usually from smoking marijuana.

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The term zeeted is used to describe someone who is or was in a cannabis-induced stupor.

N64 and the pool, name a better duo:

Nothing like some zeeted shower thoughts:

Zeeted was recently used in a Verge story exposing luggage company Away for subjecting its workers to intense paint fumes to the point that they felt high: