The Brief: To be zeeted means to be extremely inebriated, usually from smoking marijuana.
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The term zeeted is used to describe someone who is or was in a cannabis-induced stupor.
N64 and the pool, name a better duo:
Broke out the 64 with the boys. #zeeted took a mind blowing trip to the pool.
— Billy Miller (@ballabillYALL) July 26, 2011
Nothing like some zeeted shower thoughts:
“What would you do if you saw a cat as big as a dog”…”I’d probably freak out and think it it was a mini panther.” #zeeted
— kay (@hugsfromkayla) June 20, 2011
Zeeted was recently used in a Verge story exposing luggage company Away for subjecting its workers to intense paint fumes to the point that they felt high:
“These fumes got me zeeted high key.” (Basically, paint fumes were making her feel high). “Yep nausea from paint led to hurling in the bathroom Tuesday” another responded. https://t.co/QEJV2XHine
— Lisa Tozzi (@lisatozzi) December 17, 2019
This story contains the new all-time @verge source quote, “These fumes got me zeeted high key.” pic.twitter.com/zPaI1ocDfj
— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) December 17, 2019